Monday, May 4, 2009

I'm Taking Over.

I like Minneapolis. I love basketball. Unfortunately, the two don't mix right now. The Timberwolves are awful. And, with no GM and no coach... there is no future.

But, that is about to change. Soon.

The Timberwolves will soon be managed by a guy who actually knows basketball... a guy who has common sense. A guy who will entertain. A guy who will rip players, coaches, rube fans, refs, even the owner when it's necessary.

And, a guy who can build a winner.
Who is this special guy?

ME!

Seriously, this makes sense. I'm the guy for the job. My pithy comments on this rarely read blog prove that I'm ready.

But, I can't do it alone. I need your help.
Please email the Timberwolves and let them know that you think I'm the guy for the job. I will return the favor with courtside seats for anyone who passes along kind words about my basketball acumen.

Email the team HERE.

In related news, I will be focusing all of my energy into nabbing the GM spot for the Wolves, so something has to give. The blog is on hiatus. Truth be told... you won't notice a difference.

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