Tuesday, May 26, 2009

My chemistry teacher would be proud.



I slept through most chemistry classes during high school. But, I never slept through an NBA Finals.

So, I may not know the symbol or atomic number for barium. But, I know a championship-caliber team when I see one. Now, you tell me which is more important?

Virtually every NBA championship team has had clearly defined roles and great team chemistry. For some reason, Cleveland has lost some of their identity once the rotations were shortened for the playoffs.

Now, it's reverted to four guys standing around and waiting for LeBron James to do something. That's not how you win championships. It's a team game. Even Jordan, considered to be the GOAT by most, wouldn't have won if his teams didn't have (1) a legit second fiddle who stepped up, and (2) role players who knew their roles and executed in them.

Let's delve deeper. The 96 Bulls had 7 players average 20+ minutes during the regular season. And, 7 players average 20+ minutes in the playoffs.

The Cavs had 9 guys average 19.6+ minutes in the regular season. Only 5 are averaging more than 19 minutes in the playoffs.

One game Pavlovic plays. Szczerbiak sits. The next game, it's reversed. In this series, Gibson has played 3 minutes. 16 seconds. 3 minutes. And, 21 minutes. Guys don't know their roles at the most critical juncture of the season. Athletes are creatures of habit. Routine. Clearly defined roles. Cleveland doesn't seem to have that right now. And, thus, lacks the incredible chemistry they showed for the first 85+ games of the season.

Maybe Mike Brown should have slept more back in high school. Or, simply listened to me.




[Note: I still contend that it's Cleveland vs. LA in the Finals.]

Monday, May 4, 2009

I'm Taking Over.

I like Minneapolis. I love basketball. Unfortunately, the two don't mix right now. The Timberwolves are awful. And, with no GM and no coach... there is no future.

But, that is about to change. Soon.

The Timberwolves will soon be managed by a guy who actually knows basketball... a guy who has common sense. A guy who will entertain. A guy who will rip players, coaches, rube fans, refs, even the owner when it's necessary.

And, a guy who can build a winner.
Who is this special guy?

ME!

Seriously, this makes sense. I'm the guy for the job. My pithy comments on this rarely read blog prove that I'm ready.

But, I can't do it alone. I need your help.
Please email the Timberwolves and let them know that you think I'm the guy for the job. I will return the favor with courtside seats for anyone who passes along kind words about my basketball acumen.

Email the team HERE.

In related news, I will be focusing all of my energy into nabbing the GM spot for the Wolves, so something has to give. The blog is on hiatus. Truth be told... you won't notice a difference.